"Call Me Maybe" parodies still not getting old ... at least not for me :D
Mr. Darcy:
hey, I just met you
Mr. Darcy:
and this this crazy
Mr. Darcy:
but I'm going to act coldly distant to you for a long time, , then awkwardly admit my undying love to you and save you from liking a horrible liar and gambler, then propose to you, telling you I love you not for your beauty but for your mind.
Mr. Darcy:
so call me maybe.
That was totally me in stage band
If I stuck to flute, I’d definitely be able to solo, but on the piano, jazz solos were intimidating.
(Source: musicproblems)
My mom & sister both know they shouldn’t talk to or interact with me until I turn away from the piano. They’ve had years of me giving them exasperated snipes if they dared to interrupt me. I feel bad for my future partner. ;)
(Source: musicproblems)
charlenekaye:
porcelain-face:
Charlene Kaye - Based on this awesome pic.
A portrait of me assembled by all my song titles and lyrics? Wow. So creative - I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like this in my life. So touched. Thanks for doing this porcelain-face!
I want this on a t-shirt, STAT!
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I love, love, LOVE the music on Smash (especially the original songs)!!
Gorgeous and talented cast to boot!
(Source: Spotify)
ryanhatesthis:
boniverotica:
This morning, after our passionate and tender lovemaking, Bon Iver brought me fresh-brewed coffee in a mug he’d carved out of the branch of a tree that fell in the wind. I sipped it while he hummed and assembled his ice-fishing gear.
This tumblr is very, very important.

Torn between 1) heart fluttering at the erotic blurbs that perfectly describe my idealized man 2) laughing so hard at the captions until I’m peeing my panties
#PornForWomen